You made me cry and you don't even care
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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