were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
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For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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