3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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