Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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