We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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