he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
where does the pee come out of this thing
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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