i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
be right there i have to get my cape
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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