we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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