K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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