wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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