SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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