there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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