Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
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Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
So much Jack, so little girl.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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