Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
it was like eating out sand paper
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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