a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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