I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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