Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
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