I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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