My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
operation have a gay friend backfired
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
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The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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