I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
