the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
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just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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