we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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