I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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