Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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