I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Randomize