Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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