You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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