question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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