yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up