You can't special order awesome
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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