everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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