She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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