I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
i believe in u and ur pee
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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