and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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