Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
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i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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