He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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