he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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