You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
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at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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