Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
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Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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