she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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