i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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