hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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