I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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