That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
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the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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