how can u be prego again
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
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They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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