I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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