its not stalking. its research.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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