I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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