just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
We need to get me chipped asap
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Randomize
