At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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