3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
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Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
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Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work