How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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