And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
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Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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