Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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