Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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