it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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