I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
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I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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