Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Randomize
